Stripper Update

Not dead, just boring. Boring boring boring.

I really wanted Panda Express today. I held out, held off. Waited out my second class of the day (which ended at 4 today instead of 4:20, as its supposed to), and hustled my ass to Stamp Student Union to get myself a plate of something orange chicken-y and delicious. No, but you don't understand how excited I was - I was practically sprinting. However, when I got to the student union, Panda was closed. Second option? Closed as well.

The only thing running was friggin' McDonald's, and at that point, I was so hungry raw sewage probably would have sufficed. So that's what I had - or, as its more popularly called, a Ranch BLT with large fries. And now I have a stomach ache.

1 comment:

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