Gravy Train!!!! VS Girls VS The Younger Lovers

When I was a senior in high school, I was obsessed with a local San Francisco band called Gravy Train!!!!. Since growing up, their music still resonates with me, although the lyrics, "I go to the high school/I go to the high school/to find me a bitch/a young virgin switch" now borders on pedophilia. Since then, the members of Gravy Train!!!! have also since moved on, the two male leads continuing with their musical endeavors. Hunx is now part of the band called Girls, while Funx (or Brontez) has become the voice of The Younger Lovers.

Get ready for all the things that make you uncomfortable about gay people, and tell me which musical style you like best.

GRAVY TRAIN!!!


VS

GIRLS


VS

THE YOUNGER LOVERS


I love the music and words to "Lust for Life," but I'm partial to the video for "Danny" because the Latino guy is so cute! Read more!

Sexed-Up Disney Princes

Some perve (and my personal hero) has corrupted my childhood and redrawn the princes from various Disney films .... WITHOUT THEIR CLOTHES. Well, okay, they're all wearing their skivvies, but its still pretty funny. I'll post some of my favs here, but click the link below for the full experience.

PS: The only real reason this post is inappropriate is because I'm in a cafe sitting across from two children and their mother.

Prince Eric


Aladdin


Hercules


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World Wars in Comic Form

If you have trouble, like I do, keeping history stored in your brain because its already too cluttered with nonsensical information like elimination orders of already obsolete 2009 Vh1 reality love shows, then this is for you! Some history buff has put together two comics which are readable in 5 minutes (or 10, if you're a slow reader like me) detailing what happens in the two world wars, respectively.

Definitely worth the time. Picture this: next time you're at that intellectual social gathering and everyone is talking about Franz Ferdinand, you can add more to the conversation besides, "Yeah, they're a great band."


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Stripper Update

I'm still trying to put things back together, on this site and in my life. Everything feels so transient still because I don't have a room of my own, and I don't really have a job I particularly like. I'm not doing things that make me feel like I'm giving back or making the world a better place, which is what I really want to do. Shots only make people happy for a few hours. Those moments are lingering.

I'm starting to apply to desk jobs, or jobs where one gets compensated in a paycheck and not tips. Now that I'm out of school, I have no more excuses to make things happen. I guess the economy would be a good one, but I feel like I've been using it more as a crutch then anything else.

In any case, I'll keep you posted on how it goes, as well as on what I'm reading/looking at here on the Internetz. Read more!

VALERIA Fight

Okay, so, something tells me that I need to be watching this telenovela called "Valeria." Every week on The Soup, there is a new clip from this damn show that is funnier than the last. Here is one which includes an epic bitch fight like no other. Skip to 1:00 if you don't speak Español or if you just really want to get to the good stuff.

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Kurt Vonnegut's 8 Rules For Writing Short Fiction

These are good rules. The only one I disagree with is the last one, which I don't always agree is the best thing. Some short stories benefit from being mysterious, like one of my all time favorites, "The Most Dangerous Game," by Richard Connell. Anyway, check out the rules below, which come from his book Bagombo Snuff Box: Uncollected Short Fiction.

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.

5. Start as close to the end as possible.

6. Be a Sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To hell with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages. Read more!

ALFONSO CASAS MORENO

Alfonso Casas Moreno is a Spanish artist who creates fabulous works of art of cute hipster boys from the Iberian peninsula. Some of them are self-portraits, but they're all really cool and unique. New obsession! You can find his flickr account here. There are plenty of gems, so please, check them out! More beneath the "Read More!" cut below.


















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I'm Back.

Get ready, bitches. Its going to be better than ever.

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