Gravy Train!!!! VS Girls VS The Younger Lovers

When I was a senior in high school, I was obsessed with a local San Francisco band called Gravy Train!!!!. Since growing up, their music still resonates with me, although the lyrics, "I go to the high school/I go to the high school/to find me a bitch/a young virgin switch" now borders on pedophilia. Since then, the members of Gravy Train!!!! have also since moved on, the two male leads continuing with their musical endeavors. Hunx is now part of the band called Girls, while Funx (or Brontez) has become the voice of The Younger Lovers.

Get ready for all the things that make you uncomfortable about gay people, and tell me which musical style you like best.

GRAVY TRAIN!!!


VS

GIRLS


VS

THE YOUNGER LOVERS


I love the music and words to "Lust for Life," but I'm partial to the video for "Danny" because the Latino guy is so cute! Read more!

Sexed-Up Disney Princes

Some perve (and my personal hero) has corrupted my childhood and redrawn the princes from various Disney films .... WITHOUT THEIR CLOTHES. Well, okay, they're all wearing their skivvies, but its still pretty funny. I'll post some of my favs here, but click the link below for the full experience.

PS: The only real reason this post is inappropriate is because I'm in a cafe sitting across from two children and their mother.

Prince Eric


Aladdin


Hercules


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World Wars in Comic Form

If you have trouble, like I do, keeping history stored in your brain because its already too cluttered with nonsensical information like elimination orders of already obsolete 2009 Vh1 reality love shows, then this is for you! Some history buff has put together two comics which are readable in 5 minutes (or 10, if you're a slow reader like me) detailing what happens in the two world wars, respectively.

Definitely worth the time. Picture this: next time you're at that intellectual social gathering and everyone is talking about Franz Ferdinand, you can add more to the conversation besides, "Yeah, they're a great band."


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Stripper Update

I'm still trying to put things back together, on this site and in my life. Everything feels so transient still because I don't have a room of my own, and I don't really have a job I particularly like. I'm not doing things that make me feel like I'm giving back or making the world a better place, which is what I really want to do. Shots only make people happy for a few hours. Those moments are lingering.

I'm starting to apply to desk jobs, or jobs where one gets compensated in a paycheck and not tips. Now that I'm out of school, I have no more excuses to make things happen. I guess the economy would be a good one, but I feel like I've been using it more as a crutch then anything else.

In any case, I'll keep you posted on how it goes, as well as on what I'm reading/looking at here on the Internetz. Read more!

VALERIA Fight

Okay, so, something tells me that I need to be watching this telenovela called "Valeria." Every week on The Soup, there is a new clip from this damn show that is funnier than the last. Here is one which includes an epic bitch fight like no other. Skip to 1:00 if you don't speak Español or if you just really want to get to the good stuff.

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