Life Goes in Circles

Its funny - how things tend to lose shape, lose color, lose meaning over the course of time. Things fall apart. Things aren't so exciting, new or inspired. Kind of like a piece of clothing you really know and love and outwear over time. I thought that I knew where I was, what I was doing, where I was going - guess not.

Kind of a melancholy Halloween entry, wouldn't you say? Things are really strange right now. Things are suspended in space-time, things aren't perfect. Tomorrow is our one year anniversary at our house and I'm not sure how much longer things will be the way they've been. I mean, I guess for a while they've been different because we've had Elizabeth instead of Nati, but still - there's something bittersweet about this time. I don't know what it is. I want to taste it but I'm too afraid.

And what will happen? What will become of us? Why do things change, lose their shape, their color? Their meaning? Is it necessary? Is it true - the only two things certain in life, death and change? Would James Joule have agreed or understood (because, after all, this is a study of entropy more than anything else.)

Its stupid to feel bad or mad or sad or tired or afraid or paranoid or helpless. Its stupid to feel anything right now. Its stupid, so why don't we just drink? Read more!

Yes YOU can. Yes I want to...

.... he can be my Democrat any day.

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Oh, Democrats sure are sexy.... Read more!

Hey - this is MINE!

When did "divalishus" become popular? I thought I was the only one who said this? Now it's an advertisement on Myspace??? Ugh I hate being clever sometimes...

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Those bitches owe me some royalties!

PS: It's "divalishus," not "diva-licious." Posers. Read more!

Campaign Follies #6

This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Call me lame, I don't care.

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Hottie of the Week!

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The Rakes - Binary Love

My obsession with songs about emotional detachment continues...

Don't you ever pretend
That we are more than friends?
Despite the metal and wires
I still have human desires
I'll wait here til the end
For my dividend
And when I turn off the lights
I'll wait here til the end

Over and over she burns my circuits
I feel fire rushing through my wires
I can feel all the things that we can't share

When I hear your voice
It fills me with noise
Was this meant to be?
Are you corrupting me?

Can't you just pretend
That we are more than friends?
Despite the metal and wires
I still have human desires

Over and over she burns my circuits
I feel fire rushing through my wires
I can feel all the things that we can't share

Over and over she burns my circuits
I feel fire rushing through my wires
I can feel all the things that we can't share

The satellites connecting us, protecting us
Our makers have neglected us
It's not their fault
It's just the way it is

Over and over she burns my circuits
I feel fire rushing through my wires
I can feel all the things that we can't share

La la la...
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More shoez

Some new kicks I'm into maybe getting. Although I know I don't need any more purple in my wardrobe.

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Hooking finally catching a break....

.... and in my hometown, no less! I knew there was a reason I got San Francisco tatted on my chest. This coming election, Proposition K will decriminalize prostitution and make it impossible for police officers to arrest hookers or their "Johns." Caution: this is not the same as legalizing prostitution, for which I am also a proponent. This just simply means that police officers, when they see "transactions" happening, simply have to turn away.

Why is this a good thing? Well, for one thing, we can start focusing on urban matters that are dangerous to people, like guns, drugs and gang violence. California still has laws established prohibiting prostitution, but if we could somehow lift that law, we could start taxing, regulating and giving health benefits to prostitutes.

And why is this a good thing? Well, just look at our economy - we need all the money we can get. Taxing prostitution is not necessarily a bad thing. And if we could regulate and monitor disease, infection rates would go down. It has been around forever and it hasn't stopped because we say that its taboo or whatnot. Its about time we moved forward, like other countries, and figure out a way to make it work, become safer, and invigorate our economy. Read more!

Rock of Love Girls: Charm School 2 (New)

So, the new season of Charm School on Vh1 has begun, and let me tell you - it has certainly been an exciting ride. The first four castoffs of the show are as follows, and I'll try and do a regular update on who leaves next and why.

So, in order of elimination:

1. Raven
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Technically, Raven quit because she felt she was too intelligent to be at Charm School. Maybe someone should have told homegirl that "brashfullness" is not a word.

2. Courtney
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Courtney was expelled for being a lush. Yeah, she has problems, and yeah, she could probably learn a lot from Charm School, but according to Sharon (Osbourne, the host), that girl needed a doctor, not a houseful of strippers. Who would have thought?

3. Angelique
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In the end, it was down to Dallas and Angelique, but Frenchie ended up getting the boot due to her lack of effort in the challenge and her refusal to change. This fact is reaffirmed in the end when she proceeds to say, "I love streeping" (stripping) and rips off her schoolgirl uniform. Lovely.

4. Rodeo
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Poor Rodeo. Homegirl can't catch a break. On "Rock of Love" she was sent home because Bret thought she'd be better off with her son. On "I Love Money" she was sent home for loving (or needing) money too much. Now, in her latest endeavor to get out of the hole, she's sent home because Sharon didn't think she belonged there, either. Oh - and it also didn't help that she was starting fights and crying more than cackling this season.

So there you have it! All caught up. Don't you feel satisfied? Read more!

Update on Skankery

Hey, sorry about not updating for a while. Things have been kind of a sham lately - meaning I have tons to do but fail to really do well at any of it. I worked a double both weekend days this week and was freaking out because I had a midterm yesterday and one later today and really hadn't (haven't) studied for either. Is it so bad that I really don't feel that concerned? Finishing school is my number one objective yet I have an apathy towards it that keeps me from every really meeting my full potential - from putting in all that effort.

I mean, I had all yesterday to pretty much work on stuff but I sat down and got caught up on reality TV. I met my reading goal, yeah, but I still barely studied for my midterm today (which I'm not too worried about) and did not read for any of my other classes. Its getting bad. And today, I dropped off my high school resume at the Arts and Humanities office so they could assess whether I took Spanish 4 or not and now they need a letter from my high school telling them that what I took was level 4 Spanish. Its all a big sham.

I'm on brink of graduating but I can't seem to get my act together. Don't even ask me about my progress in getting a loan to finish off my semester here. Its all very dire. I don't even want to think about it.

I have no time for laundry, for picking up pieces of paper off the floor in my room - for fixing my bed, for seeing my friends. I went out twice last weekend which pretty much destroyed me and now I feel guilty for it. I went to Town on Friday with Kevin and Colin and we got really wasted and Colin ended up pushing a 6'4 giant in my direction who proceeded to grind up all on me. It was exciting, yes, but also somewhat tasteless. I feel nothing.

I feel nothing, want nothing, know nothing, aspire to nothingness. I'll spread out so far, each atom of mine will be as close to one another as exploding shaking stars. Read more!

The Smiths.... to reunite?

Okay, so I seriously screamed when I read this article, but it looks like maybe the Smiths will reunite after all - at Coachella next year. Count me in!

The band has had several financial disputes concerning royalties and how they were agreed to be split after the band broke up. Because of this, they have been unable to set their differences aside and reunite for the fans who desperately have been awaiting any form of reconciliation. Out of the four original members, Morrissey's career has been the most successful. His latest album, titled "Years of Refusal," is set for release later this year.

I could wet myself.

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Sex Offenders (a series?)

This year for Halloween, the registered sex offenders of Maryland will have to put these cute little signs in front of their houses. Its a clever way to keep your kiddies off the front porch of some horny pedophile this holiday season.

Wah for the pedophiles! No tricks for the kids, no treats for the wackos.

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Hottie of the Week!

Everyone's favorite time of the week! You know those commercials where daughters and sons keep badgering their mothers saying, "It's Wednesday!" "Mom it's Wednesday!" "Don't forget - it's Wednesday!" ...?

.... well, it's Thursday!

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Owen - "Most Days and Nights"

Oh, I could just leave things
A lot more easily than you'd think
'Cause I've been known to retreat
Every few years
So what am I waiting for...?

Oh, it's sad
Oh, I know
Then youngness of my young man shows
So please accept my apology
And wait with me....

Oh, I could just die now
And no one would really have to find out
'Cause I've been lying down for years
So what am I waiting for...?

Oh, it's sad
I see another man who I wanna be....

Sympathy, honesty
God knows I'm trying
Sympathy and honesty
God knows I'm trying
Sympathy, honesty
God knows I'm trying
Sympathy and honesty
God knows I'm trying
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Lost Vegas is Tacky!

If all the cities in the country were people, Las Vegas would certainly be a Tranny. Love it!

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