Gay Sign Language

This cute guy made a cute video of him signing cute things to his (probably) cute deaf boyfriend. Enjoy.

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Antoine Dodson and the American Dream

So, anyone who knows me well knows I am obsessed with Internet memes. This one, however, has spiraled out of control because of its ridiculous popularity.

This was Antoine Dodson's introduction into the world of the Internet - in interviews since, he has stated that he never in a million years thought his recounting of an attempted rape of his sister would ever be so well-received ... and, well, hilarious.

Here it is:



Now, those nice boys who "Autotune the News" (the Gregory Brothers) became instantaneous fans, and saw an opportunity to create a song out of Dodson's interview. The song became an instant hit, and even sells on iTunes now. Crazy, right? Here's the song:



Amazing. It has since taken it to the next level - that's right, a performance on live TV at the 2010 BET Awards. So proud of you, Dodson, my boy! Watch the performance here, with one of the Gregory Brothers. Love it!



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Gay Hipster

Haven't done one of these in a while - and, to be honest, I don't even know if this model is gay. But he sure is cute, isn't he?

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Dancing for Gender Equality

Two guys (at least one of them is a porn star, I'm sure) dancing for gender equality. Apparently, there is an abundance of videos of girls dancing in their underwear on Youtube, but videos of men dancing in their underwear are almost instantly taken down.

These two good looking guys try to fight the system by dancing identically to two girls in another video - which conveniently pops up in the top right corner of the screen.

Have fun watching this one, although I don't recommend doing it at work!

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OMG Update

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Cazwell - Ice Cream Truck

Cazwell's new video for his song, "Ice Cream Truck." In the words of my friend Cannon: "Um, where is this ice cream truck parked?"



BTDubs - Caz is kind of a butterface, huh? Read more!

Lovely Update

So, since getting back from the west coast, things with Lance have cleared up. We went to Chromeo (AMAZEBALLS, as Lindsay would say) and he kept grabbing me like he forgave me the entire duration of the concert. We went to Wonderland afterwards and it was clear that there was tons of hesitation but we both missed what we had had. I was really surprised when he left with me, and I coaxed him into my house with his gift from California as a bribe.

I bought him his gift at Urban Outfitters in San Francisco, where they had a bay area exclusive t-shirt of a TACO with checkered slip-on Vans, an iPhone, riding a fixed gear. Underneath, it read: THE MISSION. Perfect. I had to explain the shirt to him, but once I told him about it, he loved it. I'd like to think he thought of me as being the taco, and that was the reason he loved it so much. Afterwards, he said he'd like to spend the night.

I cleared off my bed of my suitcase and all the clothes and gifts spewing out of it and we lay on it, facing each other in the soft yellow light. I told him I was sorry, and that my intentions were never to hurt him. I've never been into guys with longer hair (his is eye-length), but I enjoyed brushing it out of my face as we spoke. Lance told me he knew, and that he felt like he had a stronger idea of who I was than to be completely turned off by what had happened. We kissed. It was wonderful, and I woke up with him in my arms. And my "spooky" alarm (his words, not mine) going off at 7:30 AM.

Last night I had a total mental breakdown around 7pm because Lance is going back to Michigan for 2 weeks and I really wanted to see him, but he had to work the dinner shift. I waited around, and finally succumbed to a beer to ease my nerves. I tried to burn off some of my anxiety every way I could - working out, listening to music, a veggie steak and cheese, a beer, watching Terminator: Salvation (which I should review later) - nothing worked. I even considered going out with Steve last night, but he was with a bunch of Heights kids and I wasn't sure if I should go out at risk of seeing Lance and him thinking I was stalking him or something.

As I finished my movie around 11pm, I got a call from Lance, saying he was outside, about to leave for Michigan, and he wanted to say bye. It eased my nerves. I slept like a baby after that.

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Moving Forward

I have done a lot of things, many of which I am not proud of. The list is actually so long, if an average-heighted man was holding it up to his eyes, the bottom would hit the floor.

I am in the middle of a really ridiculous breakup. Not because the guy is out of line, but because I am a fuck up. I'm not sure how things are going to pan out. I want to say that I can see us living happily ever after, because, lets be honest, this was a guy I actually seriously saw myself tying the knot with. Because I am, apparently, a big hoe, that may not happen.

Who was I kidding, thinking I could get away with the same shenanigans I pulled in the past? I mean, if anything, this is a wake-up call to prevent me from messing things up with future boyfriends. But I'm not willing to just give up on Lance. I really, really like him. He was right when he said that the first few weeks with someone should be euphoric newness. Instead, I was getting my last minute jollies in before I settled down. And it fucked me up, good.

I always thought it would be me doing the breaking up. Especially since Dugaldo. I knew I would never let anyone fool me again, the way he fooled me. Speak of the devil, I am currently in at Brainwash, a laundromat restaurant and bar, where a washer is actually called "Dugalho." Coincidence? A scorned ex-lover taking their anger out in a much more clever way than I ever did? Pictures to come.

Anyway, I'm seriously bothered by this. I want to move forward, but I'm not sure how. I get back to Washington DC on July 26th. Lance leaves for Michigan on July 28th or 29th for two weeks. Not enough time to build things back to where they were. I just hope he gives me the opportunity to.

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Romeo and Juliet on Facebook

The original Brangelina.



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Gravy Train!!!! VS Girls VS The Younger Lovers

When I was a senior in high school, I was obsessed with a local San Francisco band called Gravy Train!!!!. Since growing up, their music still resonates with me, although the lyrics, "I go to the high school/I go to the high school/to find me a bitch/a young virgin switch" now borders on pedophilia. Since then, the members of Gravy Train!!!! have also since moved on, the two male leads continuing with their musical endeavors. Hunx is now part of the band called Girls, while Funx (or Brontez) has become the voice of The Younger Lovers.

Get ready for all the things that make you uncomfortable about gay people, and tell me which musical style you like best.

GRAVY TRAIN!!!


VS

GIRLS


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THE YOUNGER LOVERS


I love the music and words to "Lust for Life," but I'm partial to the video for "Danny" because the Latino guy is so cute! Read more!

Sexed-Up Disney Princes

Some perve (and my personal hero) has corrupted my childhood and redrawn the princes from various Disney films .... WITHOUT THEIR CLOTHES. Well, okay, they're all wearing their skivvies, but its still pretty funny. I'll post some of my favs here, but click the link below for the full experience.

PS: The only real reason this post is inappropriate is because I'm in a cafe sitting across from two children and their mother.

Prince Eric


Aladdin


Hercules


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ALFONSO CASAS MORENO

Alfonso Casas Moreno is a Spanish artist who creates fabulous works of art of cute hipster boys from the Iberian peninsula. Some of them are self-portraits, but they're all really cool and unique. New obsession! You can find his flickr account here. There are plenty of gems, so please, check them out! More beneath the "Read More!" cut below.


















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Prince Derek, I Salute You

My friend Derek is the only person on this planet who can write an effective and hilarious "About Me" section. I totally love it. I get all of his jacked up references and all of his sentiments about living and love. If things were different, maybe he and I would have fallen in love. In any case, read this "About Me" section from his profile. Its pretty much amazing.

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"I long for someone to make me nervous in the right way. Because I'm secretly at the point where I pretty much wanna get married, get fat, and watch TV. After a while going out takes it toll. When you wake up blurry and bloody and that's the norm, you have to wonder what else is out there... But I'm gonna keep doing it until I find something else. Looking for love in all the wrong places? Maybe.

Hit me up and lets haaaang if you feel it or wanna feel it. " Read more!

Banjee Power

Banjee Power is the project of Ab Soto, a brilliant artist from California. Catch up with his blog here, but beware - it's very NSFW. If you're in your cubicle, enjoy the video below. New boyfriend!

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The Bartender #1

The Bartender, AKA my new boyfriend. Check it out, and laugh. I'll post one up every couple of days to keep you giggling.

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Sam Sparro on "Attitude"

I know I'm a little late with this one, but check out my boyfriend Sam Sparro. Rawr.

Just for that, I'm putting him on my playlist.

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Family Prayers

Jay and Bryan are a gay couple living in northern California with their son Danile and daughter Selena. Jay and Bryan have been together for 13 years. Jay is an Iraq veteran and a police officer, and Bryan is a stay-at-home dad. They released these home videos, showing private, intimate events in order to protest Prop 8 after it passed, giving insight to the rest of the world regarding same-sex couples and their families.

This video is one of my favorites, showing prayer time. Check out the rest of their videos - I'm in love with this family.

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Calle 13 - Electro Movimiento

I wasn't going to post anything today, but I just couldn't resist. Behold, my latest boyfriend/obsession. Enjoy!


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The Rapping Flight Attendant

So cute! I smell a new boyfriend alert!

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