Showing posts with label rodents. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rodents. Show all posts
Look What I Found ...
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... in the gutter at the intersection near my house. Yay for dead rats! Yuck for them scaring the shit out of me!
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Stripper Update!
Back at school, yo. I just had an exam in my Spanish class, and if I did the math correctly, I should be getting at least a B in it. I'm crossing my fingers for a curve! You know things are bad when you find yourself doing that.
The weekend was pretty much devoured by my work schedule. I made a coconut cake last night for mom's birthday and watched the Oscars, which was about as entertaining as waiting for frosting to thicken. I also caught a mouse inside of this spoon jar on the counter, and we threw it into the gutter outside after four hours of trying to decide whether we should kill it or not. I don't have the heart to take a creature's life - I suppose I wish I did, because that mother will probably be back with one hundred babies.
Rock of Love Bus was cancelled last night. Boo! I guess Vh1 wasn't confident enough that the assortment of strippers and skanks would hold to the likes of Brad Pitt and Anne Hathaway. I would have chosen the former, but whatever. Read more!
The weekend was pretty much devoured by my work schedule. I made a coconut cake last night for mom's birthday and watched the Oscars, which was about as entertaining as waiting for frosting to thicken. I also caught a mouse inside of this spoon jar on the counter, and we threw it into the gutter outside after four hours of trying to decide whether we should kill it or not. I don't have the heart to take a creature's life - I suppose I wish I did, because that mother will probably be back with one hundred babies.
Rock of Love Bus was cancelled last night. Boo! I guess Vh1 wasn't confident enough that the assortment of strippers and skanks would hold to the likes of Brad Pitt and Anne Hathaway. I would have chosen the former, but whatever. Read more!
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Monday, February 23, 2009
Grossness
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rodents
I ran over a rat with my bike tonight. And I knew I was going to do it, too. The moment I mounted my bike, before I even LEFT the house, I knew that I was going to run one over tonight. I don't know how I knew.
I was almost at my destination, made a tight turn onto a sidewalk, and as I slowed down, about thirty feet up, a rat ran from the gutter across to the shrubbery next to the building I was riding next to. I tried to swerve away from it but it was too fast, and ran underneath my tire. It shrieked, stopped, and spun over. I looked over my shoulder to see it shaking itself as though it had been stunned, but continue to run into the shrubbery.
My friend said at least I didn't kill it. I just think I sentenced it to a painful death. Read more!
I was almost at my destination, made a tight turn onto a sidewalk, and as I slowed down, about thirty feet up, a rat ran from the gutter across to the shrubbery next to the building I was riding next to. I tried to swerve away from it but it was too fast, and ran underneath my tire. It shrieked, stopped, and spun over. I looked over my shoulder to see it shaking itself as though it had been stunned, but continue to run into the shrubbery.
My friend said at least I didn't kill it. I just think I sentenced it to a painful death. Read more!
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Tuesday, September 9, 2008
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