A Hopeful E-mail

I got this in my inbox when I woke up this morning. Its another promising email from those cool cats up there at UMD. I really hope I can walk in May - the only reason I wouldn't is because I'll still have 8 credits left to complete before I'll actually be done, which means I'll have to do them in the summer.

This stripper's ready to cross the stage, dammit!

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