Craigslist: a series

So, every week I'll post a creepy Craigslist post. This one definitely takes the cake. Enjoy!

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Green line to Columbia Heights - m4w - 26 (Columbia Heights Metro)

Date: 2008-11-30, 8:58PM EST


just missed chatting with you on the green line to columbia heights tonight
you were wearing a size S blue benetton argyle sweater (i checked the tag)

as i touched the tag i ever so lightly brushed your porcelain skin
and it was like going to heaven
where my puppies and grandmother play together

hope to talk to you soon!